January102012

Day 20: What future career do you want?

I’d quite like to either open a pet shop or go into the animal behaviour business. It’d be cool to do marine mammal training at a zoo like this or be a reptile keeper like this. An idea i’ve had for a business/side business is where people can hire me to do reptile/animal displays for schools, birthday parties or events - like hiring a clown but with animals involved. I’m not 100% sure yet.

Maybe i’ll just work in ASDA. 

January92012

Day 19: Something Embarrassing In Your Room.

I won’t lie Joe Haddleys mum gave me this for my 5th birthday - She’s called Snowy, had a slight dog-related face accident when i was 8 and still sits on my bed most of the time. 

Snowy!

January82012

Day 18: A photo of any tattoos or future tattoos.

I don’t have any yet, but i’d like this quote tattooed on Someday:

Its nice right?

January72012

Day 17: Put your music player on shuffle, list the first 5 songs.

  1. Life on Mars? - David Bowie
  2. Calling You - Blue October
  3. Call Me When You’re Sober - Evanescence
  4. Burn Your Life Down - Tegan and Sara
  5. Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas

January62012

Day 16: Ten facts about your hometown

You know you’re from Bolton when…

  1. Every conversation starts with ‘alreet’ and you’re never quite sure whether to say ‘hi’ or ‘yeah, you?’ so you get yourself all confused and inevitably just say ‘how do’.
  2. You remember the dinosaur skeleton in the museum-slash-art-gallery-slash-library building that the Councillors tried to deny ever existed. 
  3. Using the phrase ’it proper shit me up’ to describe your feelings on a horror film or strange event, is perfectly acceptable and requires no further explanation.
  4. You stood on the town hall square the year Tony Christie turned the lights on screaming to “is this the way to Amarillo” while reminiscing about the time Babe the pig from the film turned them on.
  5. You wonder how the Beehive managed to resurrect Micheal Jackson and get him to play LIVE on a Thursday night! Wonders never cease…
  6. Its “Bult’un” not “Bolton”.
  7. You were made to go to ‘Tommy Balls’ for your school shoes every year, normally in the middle of a sale, and spent around 3 hours stood in the middle of one of those circle display racks yelling ‘IS THIS MY SIZE MAM?!’
  8. You wonder why the towns symbol is an elephant then notice the queue outside Greggs…
  9. You have renamed a made up language, ‘English’ - you get on the “buz” for a trip into town, know what a ‘Ginnel’ is (Alley way) and can an have an entire conversation using only noises instead of words but still fully understand what was said.
  10. As soon as you see Winter Hill you know your nearly home.

If you don’t agree you’re probably from Wigan. In which case, enjoy your pie.

(Source: facebook.com)

January52012

Day 15: What do you do when you’re off school/work?

Well, not including the time i spend eating jaffa cakes and watching TV here is a general idea:

  • Drinking endless cups of tea in novelty mugs.

Okay the one that says Lily doesn't actually hold hot liquids but still...

  • Having endless amounts of naps. 

Okay it was posed, but how do i take a picture when i am ASLEEP?!

  • Watching Boyce-the-Goldfish swim and waiting for him to die so i can get a prettier one. 

Just die already!

  • Listening to music emo-style.

I swear i'd try to be emo if i wasn't so happy.

  • Reading books - the classics naturally.

Admittedly a TV classic....

  • Locating and preparing healthy meals.

Its french ravioli - posh!

  • And finally the rest of my time is spent playing with Sebastian Vincent, my baby corn snake. 

He's pretty pretty :D

January42012

Day 14: Three childhood pictures of yourself.

Well… I figured i’d choose the 3 that describe me/my family most.

First there is me on the left looking like some kind of elf-child with my older sister Lucy.

Elf baby

Then there is a mass load of photos of me a ‘oh my goodness they’re such goons’ / ‘retard’ expression. On this particular one im second on the left with the tricycle. 

Face.

Then there are the last few family photo’s before the boy was born and promptly caused such chaos cameras were forgotten about. I’m sat on the right of the Kitty who is wearing the bonnet.

Beach!

I know it only says 3, but for good measure here is a photo of how my family used to get around. If you look closely there are two babies in that trailer. 

Bikes!

January32012

Day 13: Something you’re really excited for.

Finishing university! Then i will be able to focus on doing what i actually want to do :D

2PM

Day 12: Do you wear glasses? If so what are they for?

Yes i do wear glasses. They are for seeing with. :)

Seeing!

January22012

Day 11: Your opinion on drugs and alcohol.

Personally i don’t particularly like either but i have no problem with other people liking them. Their life = their choices. I personally have never done drugs and i don’t drink on a regular basis (ie i drink on less than one occasion every 6 months). 

I don’t mind occasionally sitting and having a drink and a chat with friends but i refuse point blank to go out to do it in clubs and such. I think once you get to the point where the entire aim of the night is to go out and get drunk/high, whether it be in order to have fun or to escape, it becomes the point where you’re in trouble. If you can’t have fun or cope with your problems without alcohol or drugs, you need to reassess your life and find a better way to cope. I don’t have a problem with other people doing that, if its what you wanna do go ahead - Its your life and if thats what works for you its fine. Its not my place to tell others what they can and can’t do with their own body.

Personally i just prefer to have fun the free way that only benefits my health, as opposed to an expensive way that’ll slowly destroy my body in return. 

4PM

Day 10: The person you like and why you like them

Well i tend to like most people but at the moment i particularly like these two because they’re both pretty damn awesome:

Matt and Sebby

December292011

Day 9: Five things about you that people wouldn’t expect.

  1. That i’ve survived this long. I am so accident prone its unreal:  “Jovita Rush-Morgan, because fuck you Darwin!” - Matt.
  2. I am not a stoner. Despite my general demeanor and my permanently laid back personality i have never actually smoked weed. Realistically this will only make sense if you know me.
  3. Despite coming from Bolton i do not own a Burberry cap, tracksuit, a staffie or a large collection of Peter Kay memorabilia. 
  4. Sometimes, i repeat sometimes, i like to wear a dress/girl clothes. 
  5. I have a massive evil/mean side, i’m not just the quiet girl most people assume i am. 

Realistically what you see is what you get. 

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