March112012
For sale! (Within the Preston/Lancashire area) This television! (Ok a very similar television of the same make, only with added Kerrang stickers). Was £120 new - will accept any offers. It is a Grundig GU19WDT 19 Inch HD Ready LCD TV (information provided by google). It also comes with an awesome aerial that has managed to get pretty good signal when i was in residency at Myerscough College - if you’ve ever been there you’ll know thats a god damn miracle. TV is slightly scuffed around the edges but comes with its remote and original box. The aerial comes with its box and is slightly more scuffed ie- no stand for it, but it still works as it did new. Also comes with a generic small DVD player that has a little remote and looks all cute.  I’ll even deliver it to your living room and set it up provided i can get there on a bus. Offers :D

For sale! (Within the Preston/Lancashire area)

This television! (Ok a very similar television of the same make, only with added Kerrang stickers). Was £120 new - will accept any offers. It is a Grundig GU19WDT 19 Inch HD Ready LCD TV (information provided by google). It also comes with an awesome aerial that has managed to get pretty good signal when i was in residency at Myerscough College - if you’ve ever been there you’ll know thats a god damn miracle. TV is slightly scuffed around the edges but comes with its remote and original box. The aerial comes with its box and is slightly more scuffed ie- no stand for it, but it still works as it did new. Also comes with a generic small DVD player that has a little remote and looks all cute. 

I’ll even deliver it to your living room and set it up provided i can get there on a bus. Offers :D

Preston Lancashire Bolton Sale Television 

January62012

Day 16: Ten facts about your hometown

You know you’re from Bolton when…

  1. Every conversation starts with ‘alreet’ and you’re never quite sure whether to say ‘hi’ or ‘yeah, you?’ so you get yourself all confused and inevitably just say ‘how do’.
  2. You remember the dinosaur skeleton in the museum-slash-art-gallery-slash-library building that the Councillors tried to deny ever existed. 
  3. Using the phrase ’it proper shit me up’ to describe your feelings on a horror film or strange event, is perfectly acceptable and requires no further explanation.
  4. You stood on the town hall square the year Tony Christie turned the lights on screaming to “is this the way to Amarillo” while reminiscing about the time Babe the pig from the film turned them on.
  5. You wonder how the Beehive managed to resurrect Micheal Jackson and get him to play LIVE on a Thursday night! Wonders never cease…
  6. Its “Bult’un” not “Bolton”.
  7. You were made to go to ‘Tommy Balls’ for your school shoes every year, normally in the middle of a sale, and spent around 3 hours stood in the middle of one of those circle display racks yelling ‘IS THIS MY SIZE MAM?!’. 
  8. You wonder why the towns symbol is an elephant then notice the queue outside Greggs…
  9. You have renamed a made up language, ‘English’ - you get on the “buz” for a trip into town, know what a ‘Ginnel’ is (Alley way) and can an have an entire conversation using only noises instead of words but still fully understand what was said.
  10. As soon as you see Winter Hill you know your nearly home.

If you don’t agree you’re probably from Wigan. In which case, enjoy your pie.

(Source: facebook.com)

Bolton Tumblr Challenge Wigan Pie Northern England English 

November62011

Watch the Human Centipede 2?!

No chance! If i wanted to wach other peoples horrific misery i’d sit in Bolton train station and watch for the arrivals.

Human Centipede 2 Bolton Misery 

July122011

You know you’re from Bolton when…

You have got so annoyed with the rain and your umbrella turning inside out that you have shouted at it for being useless, and thrown it on the floor, then spent the rest of the day complaining about the weather and your life.

(Source: facebook.com)

Bolton North West England Weather Rain 

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