Ask me anything
Im Jovita. Aka; Jovsy Wovsy, Peg-Leg, Jovvy, Jovski, Jovally Bobbally, Jovamabob & Jov. I prefer the latter. I'm an English mutant from Bolton, residing in Preston and live in a goddamn weird family.
I own several reptiles and have another blog called Herpetology World
- Me: Here have some lovingly prepared greens
- Hige: No thanks, theres a thermostat probe i must chomp on
- Me: Here have a cricket, have 5!
- Hige: Not interested, theres a piece of string over here!
- Me: Here have a Dubia Roach as a treat!
- Hige: Fuck you, theres a peice of gravel i need
- Me: Fine. No food for you.
- Hige: WHERE IS ALL THE FOOD?! I WILL TURN BLACK ON YOU AND GLASS DANCE TILL YOU FEED ME! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE? LOOK HOW SKINNY I AM!
- Me: Fine. Here are crickets, dubia and some greens. Again.
- Hige: Feck off im sleeping.
- Noisy cricket: CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
- Me: I will find you, feed you to the dragon and laugh.
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