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The Life & Times of a Mutant
Hi.
Im Jovita. Aka; Jovsy Wovsy, Peg-Leg, Jovvy, Jovski, Jovally Bobbally, Jovamabob & Jov. I prefer the latter. I'm an English mutant from Bolton, residing in Preston and live in a goddamn weird family.
I own several reptiles and have another blog called Herpetology World
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Bearded Dragon Problems
Dear Hige
You are not allowed to scratch along the vivarium glass at 9am, especially when im late for university. I don’t care that your reflection is your dire enemy, glare at each other from afar. Also, the minute i let you out it is not okay to poop on my favourite jumper and then demand to go back in your viv to be fed.
Not cool Hige, not cool.
Changed Hige’s viv around a little :D
Feeding a Bearded Dragon
I won an ebay auction the other day and now have two small breeding colonies of Dubia Roaches to feed Hige. Each Colony has 11 females and 1 male, with each female producing up to 30-40 nymphs (babies) a month. I plan to separate the babies off each colony every month a portion of produce of 1 colony will be sold each month or so (with them all being sold by the time they’re nearing adult hood), The other colonies babies will be reared to adulthood for feeding Hige. Within 6 months or so i should be self sufficient in livefood. The Dubia Roach breeding colonies i got are already breeding and it has been 1 day. 1 whole day and a female is laying. For weirdly gruesome yet awesome photos i managed to get of the ‘birthing’ part see this link.
Went to check on Hige and he was sleeping like a baby. A very cute baby. He was lay on the ‘blanket’ i’d put on his favourite sleeping spot and had part nestled in it - I felt duty bound to finish covering him up.
Bearded Dragon Does Not Like Shedding
- Me: Here have some lovingly prepared greens
- Hige: No thanks, theres a thermostat probe i must chomp on
- Me: Here have a cricket, have 5!
- Hige: Not interested, theres a piece of string over here!
- Me: Here have a Dubia Roach as a treat!
- Hige: Fuck you, theres a peice of gravel i need
- Me: Fine. No food for you.
- Hige: WHERE IS ALL THE FOOD?! I WILL TURN BLACK ON YOU AND GLASS DANCE TILL YOU FEED ME! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE? LOOK HOW SKINNY I AM!
- Me: Fine. Here are crickets, dubia and some greens. Again.
- Hige: Feck off im sleeping.
Silent crickets my ass.
- Noisy cricket: CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
- Me: I will find you, feed you to the dragon and laugh.