Dissertations: Dear Myerscough Edition.
You say no to every topic i ever have and only tentatively agree to one three days before a ridiculously early deadline for research justifications, experimental plans, ethics forms and risk assessments. Then you tell me half of this shit not even being marked! I don’t get a mark for this work, but if i don’t hand it in i loose 10% of the mark that does not actually exist. The ethic form/risk assessment i understand, but why the others? You are just going to read it and go ‘Yes. This seems convoluted enough. Lets give it back and not say anything at all so that she worries like hell. Muahahaha”.
And are you going to tell me what to include in said experimental plans? Not a chance in hell! You are going to make me guess at it, stress and worry then move into UCLAN library.
This seems like logic.
