Hi. Im Jovita. Aka; Jovsy Wovsy, Peg-Leg, Jovvy, Jovski, Jovally Bobbally, Jovamabob & Jov. I prefer the latter. I'm an English mutant from Bolton, residing in Morecambe and live in a goddamn weird family. I own several reptiles and have another blog called Herpetology World,a blog called Extra Special Herps and a blog called Tortoise AdventuresAbout Me Ask me anything Submit
Your pet tortoise is not a human, it has no concept of ‘looking smart’. To be quite frank, tortoises are pretty stupid as far as intelligence goes. Its expecting a bit much to think they can recognise when they let their personal appearance slip. Im surprised they can find the food bowl by themselves, let alone get depressed because they have dirt on their face.
"I want to use a different substrate to soil, i hate my tortoise getting muddy. I like being clean so my tortoise should too! I wouldn’t want to be caked in mud!"
"Well its a good job you’re not a fucking tortoise then isn’t it. I wouldn’t want to eat a dead mouse, but my pet snake seems to really enjoy them. In the same way that i imagine the snake would not like a hot chocolate and a terry pratchett book’”
It AMAZES me how many people are just… illiterate about cats. Some are ignorant, others naive, some think they’re dogs that meow instead of bark and some people are just DOWN RIGHT STUPID.
YES! best analysis of this show. Jackson Galaxy deserves an award only because I’ve yet to see footage of him bitchslapping anyone and telling them “you are too stupid to care for yourself much less an animal!”
jesus why did i spend all that time stripping wallpaper - we could’ve just brought Bonnie and Rosie here and it would’ve peeled off by itself. Their farts are so bad my eyes hurt!