July242014

the-eleventh-blog:

captaintinypockets:

YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?

IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBORimage

MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN

INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT

image

(via jefffasaurus)

1PM

I suspect my fever would go away significantly faster if i didn’t have my mam and dad over daily ‘working’. Or as i like to call it, 'spending 30 minutes painting a wall and the remaining 3 hours walking around, drinking tea, pointing out my imperfections, messing up and increasing my list of jobs i need to do'.

1PM
My snake!

My snake!

1AM
Went to pick up a tank today (bargain price!) which involved my dad giving me a lift. Normally when these things involve family they go wrong - every single time something won’t go to plan. I prefer not to rely on them for these things but i can’t exactly walk to Knott End-on-Sea and back with it, so had to get a lift from my dad.
It went perfectly according to plan. I am somewhat thrown.

Went to pick up a tank today (bargain price!) which involved my dad giving me a lift. Normally when these things involve family they go wrong - every single time something won’t go to plan. I prefer not to rely on them for these things but i can’t exactly walk to Knott End-on-Sea and back with it, so had to get a lift from my dad.

It went perfectly according to plan. I am somewhat thrown.

July232014
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
12AM

Keeping this to hand for when i go back to uni. 

July222014
magiccarpetrider:

thats fucking fantastic.

magiccarpetrider:

thats fucking fantastic.

(Source: ericmichvel, via awildjaker)

July192014
9PM
July182014
amiseeingyourcolourormine:

raserus:

LIL BABBY
U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN
GO LAY DOWN

IT LOOKS LIKE TOOTHLESS

amiseeingyourcolourormine:

raserus:

LIL BABBY

U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN

GO LAY DOWN

IT LOOKS LIKE TOOTHLESS

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via househastings)

July132014

"Oh no, you go and enjoy yourself!"

Does this mean go, enjoy yourself genuinely. Or does it mean stay, i will kill you if you go. Ekk.

July122014
fluffybumsandscales:

Snakes are saving lives. Let’s save them.  Share and educate!

fluffybumsandscales:

Snakes are saving lives. Let’s save them.
Share and educate!

(via littlelavendersnake)

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