September302014

Student loans are in!

Finally i can get:

  • A carpet cleaner + shampoo to clean puppy messes (and the vast amount of tea i spill)
  • Dog food for the next 4 months (cheaper in bulk)
  • Duck neck treats for the dogs (they keep their teeth clean and shut them up for like an hour!)
  • Flea spot on for the dogs 
  • Vet bill for Pod
  • Water bill
  • Rent for the next 4 months
  • Electric/Gas on le meter
  • Locust treats for Lola
  • UVB lights for torties and Lola
  • Food for me? Maybe? 
11AM
resin-heart:

semianonymity:

lazyevaluationranch:

4/4 We have bantam ducks, 25% the size of regular ducks. And yet somehow they are convinced the peacocks, who weigh at least ten times what they do and are about a meter and a half long with tails grown in, are The Most Beautiful Lady Ducks.
The ducks have been chasing the peacocks, climbing onto their backs, and attempting to mate with their necks. The peacocks are from a species that settles all arguments with Irridescent Dance-Offs. They are baffled and terrified of Tiny Lecherous Ducks Running Right At You. We had to catch the ducks and lock them in the henhouse before the peacocks would stop hiding in a tree.
Poor fancybirds.

THIS JUST GOT MY ADDED TO MY QUEUE AND THEN IT CROSSED MY DASH TWO MORE TIMES AND THIS ONE WAS TAGGED FOR ME AND AHHHHH I AM JUST. SO GLAD. SO SO GLAD ABOUT THESE RIDICULOUS BIRDS!

Oh, ducks.

resin-heart:

semianonymity:

lazyevaluationranch:

4/4 We have bantam ducks, 25% the size of regular ducks. And yet somehow they are convinced the peacocks, who weigh at least ten times what they do and are about a meter and a half long with tails grown in, are The Most Beautiful Lady Ducks.

The ducks have been chasing the peacocks, climbing onto their backs, and attempting to mate with their necks. The peacocks are from a species that settles all arguments with Irridescent Dance-Offs. They are baffled and terrified of Tiny Lecherous Ducks Running Right At You. We had to catch the ducks and lock them in the henhouse before the peacocks would stop hiding in a tree.

Poor fancybirds.

THIS JUST GOT MY ADDED TO MY QUEUE AND THEN IT CROSSED MY DASH TWO MORE TIMES AND THIS ONE WAS TAGGED FOR ME AND AHHHHH I AM JUST. SO GLAD. SO SO GLAD ABOUT THESE RIDICULOUS BIRDS!

Oh, ducks.

(via eldritch-mind-whirlings)

September282014

Think it may be time to get a seat for in the shower :/ I could barely stand for that shower and had to sit on the floor to wash my hair. Comfy and less painful but so hard to get back up again… 

Slowly losing your mobility sucks. I’d rather it just all went at once and was done so i could get on with it. 

6PM
Pod recently learnt to play tug of war. Unfortunately he hasn’t realised that Cinders is never going to give up Bunny… 

Pod recently learnt to play tug of war. Unfortunately he hasn’t realised that Cinders is never going to give up Bunny… 

6PM
Puppy is not convinced at all. Not in the slightest.

Puppy is not convinced at all. Not in the slightest.

September242014

Ha ha, cooking a roast chicken and both dogs are fast asleep under the oven. The timer is 20 seconds away from going off and both dogs jump up and stare at the oven, like they know its time. 

September182014
11AM

Gaspode the Wonder Dog!

He is a lurcher x saluki that we’re looking after and he is mostly legs and ears at this point. 

11AM
youknowyourebritishwhen:

A chuffin’ reet grand idea this lad.

youknowyourebritishwhen:

A chuffin’ reet grand idea this lad.

September142014

skypemeaftermidnight said: So I have a ginger kitten and a black and ginger kitten, right? This afternoon while holding said kittens aloft to look out of the kitchen window I came to a startling realisation... How do you feel about a live re-enactment of Disney's 1994 animated feature film The Lion King?

skypemeaftermidnight:

little-cornish-piskey:

I’m visiting Skypemeaftermidnight in a few days. I couldn’t be more excited. 

Also you do realise i’m bringing a guinea pig right? So essentially we have a Pumbaa.

-googles where to buy meerkats with next day delivery-

I believe I have a solution.

Kitcat can do the meerkat pose on command.

With minor adjustments, Pen and Earl would make fantastic hyena’s. 

5PM
5PM
With the sheer size of the spiders in this house, we should have significantly less flies than we actually do.

With the sheer size of the spiders in this house, we should have significantly less flies than we actually do.

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