My mother (via decoydetonator)
(Also my mother - the same woman who told me if i didn’t get a degree my life would go nowhere…)
“What kind of dad makes his kids sit in the trunk like this? That man really needs a reality check!”
*Cough* Dad regularly did something very similar *Cough* Just put the babys safety seat in the footwell *Cough* Bend down your head so that the ferry people don’t see that i didn’t pay for you *Cough*
Sword pistols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from war comes crazy, as displayed here by these fantastic functional sword pistols from top left clock wise we have
a German hunting knife and pistol from made in 1546
a Spanish 6 shot revolver sword pistol from about 1620
and three shots of a rare Spanish Miquelet sword pistol from the 18th century
the two swords are flint lock and the hunting knife uses the older wheel lock mechanism.
and they’re just plane bad ass!!!!!!!!!!!
Sword Pistols! Or gun blades as i called it when i first saw it. Cause that it really exists is awesome.
Maaaaaatt… :D
(via rachelsaintcloud)
EVERY TIME I COOK! Regardless of what i’m even cooking. Instant mash? Beep. Oven chips? Beep. Chicken nuggets? Extra long Beep.
One time it went off when i was just stood in the fucking kitchen eating CEREAL. I think it needs to learn the difference between rice krispies and fire.
(Source: bennyshap, via rachelsaintcloud)
This is the tamest my hair has been following a sleep this week. I like this new haircut.
I saw this and immediately went “D’awwwww”
Girl moment. Actually made a girl noise. True story.
Rarrrrrrhjfljowkdhkigh!!!
Puppies! :D
I see No problem here.
IQ related dog bowl … if they aren’t intelligent enough, they don’t get any food. My dogs would starve!
