August312014
I have 1 hingeback tortoise for sale :) Toffee hatched in May and is ready to go to his new home. He is a tropical tortoise so the prospective new owner will need to do their research. Help and full set ups can be provided. He’s a cute little guy and very friendly. A non-refundable deposit of £20 will be needed in order to secure this little one (gender unknown as too young to sex). Based in Lancaster but will deliver him for fuel. :) 

I have 1 hingeback tortoise for sale :) Toffee hatched in May and is ready to go to his new home. He is a tropical tortoise so the prospective new owner will need to do their research. Help and full set ups can be provided. He’s a cute little guy and very friendly. A non-refundable deposit of £20 will be needed in order to secure this little one (gender unknown as too young to sex). Based in Lancaster but will deliver him for fuel. :) 

August292014

"What’s your best party trick, Sue Perkins?" (x)

(Source: gbbosmacked, via little-cornish-piskey)

11PM
just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

(via sparky373)

11PM

PSA.

Your pet tortoise is not a human, it has no concept of ‘looking smart’. To be quite frank, tortoises are pretty stupid as far as intelligence goes. Its expecting a bit much to think they can recognise when they let their personal appearance slip. Im surprised they can find the food bowl by themselves, let alone get depressed because they have dirt on their face. 

11PM

I am a terrible FB group admin.

"I want to use a different substrate to soil, i hate my tortoise getting muddy. I like being clean so my tortoise should too! I wouldn’t want to be caked in mud!"

"Well its a good job you’re not a fucking tortoise then isn’t it. I wouldn’t want to eat a dead mouse, but my pet snake seems to really enjoy them. In the same way that i imagine the snake would not like a hot chocolate and a terry pratchett book’

August252014
11AM
schoolyards:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

the gays are mad

schoolyards:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

the gays are mad

(via jefffasaurus)

August232014
sunshinychick:

futurescope:

Solar energy that doesn’t block the view

A team of researchers at Michigan State University has developed a new type of solar concentrator that when placed over a window creates solar energy while allowing people to actually see through the window. It is called a transparent luminescent solar concentrator and can be used on buildings, cell phones and any other device that has a clear surface. And, according to Richard Lunt of MSU’s College of Engineering, the key word is “transparent.”

[read more at MSU] [paper] [picture credit: Yimu Zhao]

sunshinychick:

futurescope:

Solar energy that doesn’t block the view

A team of researchers at Michigan State University has developed a new type of solar concentrator that when placed over a window creates solar energy while allowing people to actually see through the window. It is called a transparent luminescent solar concentrator and can be used on buildings, cell phones and any other device that has a clear surface. And, according to Richard Lunt of MSU’s College of Engineering, the key word is “transparent.”

[read more at MSU] [paper] [picture credit: Yimu Zhao]

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(via little-cornish-piskey)

9PM

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

positivethinkingforlosers:

deathspeaker:

flotorshi:

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It AMAZES me how many people are just… illiterate about cats. Some are ignorant, others naive, some think they’re dogs that meow instead of bark and some people are just DOWN RIGHT STUPID.

YES! best analysis of this show. Jackson Galaxy deserves an award only because I’ve yet to see footage of him bitchslapping anyone and telling them “you are too stupid to care for yourself much less an animal!” 

9PM

jesus why did i spend all that time stripping wallpaper - we could’ve just brought Bonnie and Rosie here and it would’ve peeled off by itself. Their farts are so bad my eyes hurt!

August212014
Watching my parents dogs for a week or two and they’re idiots! Bonnie took rosies bone, but rather than just take bonnies she cried as loudly as possible until I took the bone back for her. She doesn’t realise though that if she leaves it alone bonnie will take it, and she leaves it alone every 5 minutes

Watching my parents dogs for a week or two and they’re idiots! Bonnie took rosies bone, but rather than just take bonnies she cried as loudly as possible until I took the bone back for her. She doesn’t realise though that if she leaves it alone bonnie will take it, and she leaves it alone every 5 minutes

August192014
youknowyourebritishwhen:

Having to take out a loan just to afford the new Freddo price

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Having to take out a loan just to afford the new Freddo price

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